dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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