Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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