I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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