Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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