but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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