piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I hate all girls vehemently.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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