what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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