Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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