Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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