i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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