You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if only i could text you this smell
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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