i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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