i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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