I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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