Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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