i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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