you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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