I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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