She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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