I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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