But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra