I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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