So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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