That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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