I wannas sexs uuuuu
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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