so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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