Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize