Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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