I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?