five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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