it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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