Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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