so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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my being single is dangerous.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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