I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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