Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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