driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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