You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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