Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
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how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again