I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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