Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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