You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.