You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day