Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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