No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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