"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
false alarm, still single
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