Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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