i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?