please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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