Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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