we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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