You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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